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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Zeus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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