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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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