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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rufus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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