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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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