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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Squishy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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