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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dexter eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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