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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Widget eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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