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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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