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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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