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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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