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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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