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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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