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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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