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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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