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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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