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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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