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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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