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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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