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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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