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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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