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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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