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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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