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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simpkins eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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