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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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