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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maggie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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