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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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