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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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