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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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