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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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