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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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