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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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