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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Toby eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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