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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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