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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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