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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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