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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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