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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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