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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Poppy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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