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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Smeagol eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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