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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Smeagol eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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