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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Frodo eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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