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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daenerys eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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