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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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