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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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