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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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