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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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