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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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