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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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