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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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