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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Weasley eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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