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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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