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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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