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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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