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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Kirk eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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