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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Kirk eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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