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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Worf eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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