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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Spock eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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