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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Spock eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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