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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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