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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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