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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pebbles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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