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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Roxy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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